Joke crossword

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Across
  1. 5. James King sounds like a cockney eastern mystic
  2. 8. Philosopher or magnate, perhaps
  3. 9. Dish beloved of lisping toons
  4. 11. County spreads well
  5. 13. 'The Bowler's Holding, the Batsman's....'
  6. 15. 6x MVP in a Hashemite Kingdom
  7. 17. Pope gives you an egg dish
  8. 19. Only 'Mr' to have a Xmas number one
  9. 21. Snooker player - the answer is in the stars
  10. 23. Follow the Bear
  11. 26. Labrador that was dead, to begin with
  12. 27. Branch of philosophy that covers learning
Down
  1. 1. Leicester group featuring Romeo Challenger
  2. 2. Combat system known as The Gentle Art
  3. 3. Bird goes down with an integrated circuit
  4. 4. Castle where the Prince of Wales is invested
  5. 6. Cork-based distillery
  6. 7. La Dolce Vita director
  7. 9. Popular chess defence
  8. 10. Corrie character played by Kevin Kennedy
  9. 12. Player known for using his head
  10. 14. Indian language with more than 90 million speakers
  11. 16. Take a coach to cultivate Elizabeth
  12. 18. Swiss region
  13. 20. Womble? Sail away!
  14. 22. Ball, or bad
  15. 24. President who likes it hot
  16. 25. Conflict tool? Capital!