Jonathan's crossword of DOOOM and so on.

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Across
  1. 3. Arguably worse than Picard.
  2. 4. An electrifying womanizer that the Gods made leader for... reasons.
  3. 7. Something all pretentious philosophers, writers, art seem to poses.
  4. 9. A ground up mess of a movie that combine the low points of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Twilight.
  5. 10. Something that can NEVER truly exist as a political entity.
  6. 13. A place that sounds like Australia, but is nothing like Crocodile island.
  7. 15. A good author if you think about it.
  8. 16. The age where one can get drivers license and terrorize everyone on the road,
  9. 17. Something that has NEVER truly worked as a political entity.
  10. 19. People we are legally obligated to resist. Until we need them.
  11. 20. A vague and ambiguous entity that nineties super heroes love to shout.
  12. 22. Something that propagandists love to throw around.
  13. 23. The final frontier. Until we discover how to traverse alternate universes.
Down
  1. 1. Where everything is made.
  2. 2. He has a thing for bats.
  3. 5. Humans care about it, but it wouldn't bat an eye if were all brutally slaughtered. Nature's a nice person!
  4. 6. The Human equivalent of the leech. Sometimes.
  5. 8. The best most diverse shade.
  6. 10. A place where Britain dumped all their criminals.
  7. 11. Sometimes the Devils advocate, sometimes the Grand Inquisitor.
  8. 12. A group individuals who are always right and all hate what ever society doesn't.
  9. 14. Something that is running out. GET BACK WORK!!!
  10. 18. A shiny statue you get for your great movie. Worth one dollar.
  11. 19. No longer invited to the "We Are Planets" club.
  12. 21. The first positive number in the number line.