Across
- 1. Where I tend to look when I'm making an awesome, insightful point
- 3. A title no boyfriend wants
- 5. A scary sign of arousal
- 6. The best gift one can receive
- 7. The stain on my leotard, as well as a Sno Cone flavor
- 8. My introduction to the sweet melody of your voice
- 11. A shouted query
- 14. Utensils I'm totally going to learn how to use
- 16. What you do when I start talking gender theory
- 19. Your nametag at TMLMTBGB
- 20. My favorite body part on you
- 21. History's second-greatest social theorist
- 22. A very serious statement
- 24. Aspirational intimate activity
- 27. A very fine film that I'm grateful to have been introduced to
Down
- 1. Essential fashion item
- 2. Who said it
- 4. Typically, Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday nights, for us
- 9. Appropriate response to rhyming names between boyfriend and dog
- 10. Something I might point at
- 12. An instance of theological condescension
- 13. App I'm kind of learning how to use
- 15. Very important thing one must do to oneself (or another) with one's hair
- 17. History's second-greatest theologian
- 18. Thing I am an expert on, apparently
- 23. Thing I'm scared to do like I mean it
- 25. Our matchmaker, kind of
- 26. Person I often mistake you for