Across
- 3. Katie’s response to a BMA statue of a greyhound eating a hare
- 6. Composer of two arabesques
- 7. Surname of a man who runs a notable Drosophila lab at JHU
- 8. Tenor featured on the opera version of Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect”
- 11. Much-despised vegetable (fruit?) oft found in Costco salads
- 15. The only higher power/deity with dominion, according to Katie
- 17. Rapper who sings “When I was thirteen, I had my first love”
- 18. True crime podcast run by a mukbanger and her husband
- 21. The name of Katie’s first Smiski
- 23. Cool Math game occasionally referred to as “Papa’s Weaponeria”
Down
- 1. “You know how to ball, I know Aristotle”
- 2. Master chef who has six children
- 4. Novel in which a plagiarizing white women steals the manuscript of a girl who chokes on a pandan pancake
- 5. Name of a stuffed blue jay featured in a story post captioned “first data kinda nervy”
- 9. Singer of “Limbo” and Katie’s top listened to artist in 2023
- 10. The original official sport of Maryland prior to 2004
- 11. Pole-dancing, bat-swinging Japanese otter mascot
- 12. Film featuring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone set in Los Angeles
- 13. Car referenced in a sound bite that begins with “I woke up in–”
- 14. Nickname once used to refer to Keerthi after a particularly emotional text message
- 16. Online multiplayer number game that only Katie and old people play
- 19. Title of a playlist with a cover picture of six college freshman in Philadelphia
- 20. Katie; or a 5’8” student spotted at the petting zoo
- 22. Korean drama featuring a murderous homeroom teacher and a hot doctor