Across
- 6. One woman's life, professionally documented as a series of incidents.
- 12. The Council member who considers flirting a public service.
- 14. The birthday girl and recurring guest star.
- 15. The month when texting became a full-time occupation.
- 18. What concerts provide when life refuses to cooperate.
- 19. July's reunion with familiar faces from the distant past.
- 20. The colour that makes up approximately 90% of Kess's wardrobe.
- 22. A small romantic interest with the potential for enormous administrative consequences.
- 24. Kess's partner in Pokémon-related crime.
- 26. Where Kess was still working during Simp-tember.
- 27. A month disguised as a cigarette brand.
- 30. The most persistent relationship in Kesslighted history.
- 33. Kess's contribution to international relations.
- 34. The band responsible for March having an actual plot.
- 35. Five letters of beautifully dry disappointment.
- 36. A dating technique apparently inspired by paranormal activity.
Down
- 1. When two languages collide and neither files a complaint.
- 2. An angelic name, a decidedly unangelic tolerance for nonsense.
- 3. The city that went Total in July.
- 4. The dairy-based distraction that dominated September.
- 5. The unofficial editorial department of Kesslighted.
- 7. The department that regrets every single meeting.
- 8. The city where sightseeing became international flirting.
- 9. An essential component of Kess's alternative wardrobe.
- 10. The type of crisis that survived January's software update.
- 11. Music best enjoyed loud enough to drown out questionable thoughts.
- 13. The country that provided some very attractive sightseeing opportunities.
- 16. Creatures hunted with Simon, who were easier to find than certain men.
- 17. Concert essentials that failed to make it to the concert.
- 21. The kitchen utensil that dramatically met the floor.
- 23. A vegetable with a mysterious disappearing act.
- 25. The unelected committee overseeing Kess's questionable decisions.
- 28. Warning signs that make HOR reach for popcorn.
- 29. What ordinary people call memories, but Kesslighted calls canon.
- 31. The innocent breakfast food at the centre of February's greatest tragedy.
- 32. Where Kess went to see Kraftklub.
