Across
- 2. Professional sibling instigator
- 3. Where we learned to judge food dramatically
- 5. Island where we briefly experienced peace
- 8. Collector of chaos and cuddles
- 10. The show we quote more than actual conversations
- 11. One meal guaranteed not to start negotiations
- 12. Phrase shouted before ownership is established
- 15. Tiny human with maximum opinions
- 17. Our sworn nemesis for singing all night
- 18. A deeply unfortunate nickname that somehow stuck
- 19. The cutest word ever invented by a toddler
- 20. My nighttime soundtrack contribution
- 22. The family pharmaceutical sponsor
Down
- 1. Our walls’ greatest natural predator
- 3. Parenting survival discs
- 4. Firstborn CEO of the household
- 6. Daily request from one sibling to another
- 7. Neighbor apparently training for Olympic laundry
- 9. Nutritional cornerstone of the family diet
- 13. Permanent feature of our house décor
- 14. What you call me when you still like me
- 16. The month we made the mistake permanent
- 20. Your affectionate beagle alter ego
- 21. What our son becomes after missing one haircut