Across
- 3. Provider of the king bed
- 5. Your car’s nickname
- 7. A drunk nickname for elly
- 9. A tiny town in SoCal whose main tourist attraction is a Chevron
- 11. Something that should be done after brushing and definitely not before
- 13. Cheese that requires a multitool to cut
- 14. British slang for idiot, also convenient receptacle for hot drinks
- 15. Surprisingly comfy body part
- 16. An activity involving a mat that lesbians like to do on Baldy
- 17. Polyamorous videogame
- 18. The best food; alternatively, the universe
- 19. British-slang-influenced nickname of a certain John
- 21. First name of our lord and saviour
- 22. Euphoria-inducing item of clothing
- 24. The most comfy part of a king bed
- 25. ‘Foot’ in French
- 26. May erupt; also a good house album
Down
- 1. Sparkly song
- 2. What the K in KT tape stands for
- 4. What does Kali see when she mira in the espejo?
- 6. There are infinitely many of these
- 8. Dragon and queer icon in Mulan
- 10. Euphoria-inducing item of footwear
- 12. Tea
- 13. Ideal first date spot
- 14. A food of which ‘Dijon’ is a type
- 20. An area of Frary particularly fun to flirt in
- 23. A type of function that likes to slap itself repeatedly