Across
- 3. Raced BMWs (First Name)
- 4. Once a Nationally-Ranked Fencer (Last Name)
- 8. Credentialed Barbecue Judge (First Name)
- 9. Recently Won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest (First & Last Names)
- 11. Newest Member of the Current Faculty (First & Last Name)
- 13. Worked in an In-Patient Mental Health Facility (Last Name)
- 14. Distinguished Professor of Psychology (First & Last Names)
- 15. Investigates Driver Distraction (First & Last Names)
- 16. Retains Canadian Citizenship (Last Name)
Down
- 1. Publishes Romance Novels under a Pseudonym (Last Name)
- 2. NSF GRF Receipient as a Graduate Student (First Name)
- 3. Through-Hiked the Appalachian Trail in 2011 (First Name)
- 5. Editors of The Cauliflower (Last Names)
- 6. Never Misses a Jimmy Buffet Concert
- 7. Actual but Rarely Used First Name of I-O Faculty Member
- 10. Spends Vacations Rock Climbing (Last Name)
- 12. Entering Phased Retirement Next Year (First & Last Names)
- 13. Acted in a Nationally-Broadcast TV Commercial (Last Name)