Across
- 1. You probably don't change this as much as you should
- 5. The keepers of the ancient texts
- 6. The powerhouse
- 11. Could be referring to light; could be referring to gender. We're really not sure what the kids are saying these days.
- 14. Some of these have people names
- 15. The correct way to operate
- 16. Suddenly password protected
- 19. Osmosis Jones fought a variant of this
- 21. Despite their namesake, they've never made a Broadway appearance
- 22. Ready for a bath bomb
- 24. What do the SAPs and chicken eggs have in common?
- 25. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!
- 27. The loudest complainer in the lab
- 30. Sometimes for style; sometimes for necessity
- 32. Counter offer: pizza party
- 33. This one's not for cookies
- 34. Somehow always doing this and still running out
- 36. What your mom asked you to with the chicken while she was at work
- 38. If this machine was an animal, it would be endangere
- 39. Size 96 or 384
- 40. The machines are taking over!
Down
- 2. There's nothing backhanded about this
- 3. The worst flavor of Jell-o
- 4. The pinnacle of lab society and declarer of what is art
- 7. Something you'd with cells and your hands
- 8. Its caring
- 9. Fun to play with; not to eat! Or touch. Or breath around. Actually, maybe don't be around this more than you have to...
- 10. Why is no one having fun? I specifically requested it.
- 12. To the madness
- 13. A series of mixtures
- 17. Can take anywhere from three months to over a year. There is no in between.
- 18. She's a runner; she's a track star
- 20. "Cleanliness is close to godliness"
- 23. Can be treated with antibiotics
- 26. Did you remember to fill this out the last time you cleaned?
- 27. Is terrible at catching trout
- 28. A bundle, if you will
- 29. A fraction of a whole for individual use in assay
- 31. There might not be a Zack or Cody, but it's a suite life
- 32. Sadly, we don't stock the fun kind
- 35. Best asset or greatest enemy
- 37. Your parents might say this rots your brain; we say it feeds the cells.