Across
- 2. If memorizing dates, wars, and human mistakes excites you, this is your calling
- 4. You can argue all you want, but if you choose this major, you still have to read a lot of legal jargon
- 6. A major where you study society while realizing you don’t actually want to be part of it
- 7. A major that makes you fluent in stocks, investments, and explaining why your friends are broke
- 8. If you like math, physics, and designing structures that hopefully won’t collapse, this is for you
Down
- 1. A field where molecules, beakers, and periodic table puns dominate your existence
- 3. A field of study where you diagnose everyone you know with at least three different conditions
- 5. The art of making sense of ledgers, debits, and credits—while secretly questioning life choices during tax season