Across
- 2. : Laura's alma mater, class of 1965
- 5. : The unintended accessory trailing from Laura's shoe
- 7. : Where Debbie lives now
- 9. : What Laura's father hid in her closet
- 12. : The very first vehicle Laura's Jeep decided to introduce itself to
- 13. : Tony's vehicle, unwilling fifth participant in Laura's demolition tour
- 14. : Sister caught wearing Laura's wardrobe
- 15. : Laura's third automotive victim, next to Edie's driveway
- 16. : What stood between Laura and a proper parking job at Dunkin Donuts
- 17. : Icy parking lot that took Laura's legs out from under her
Down
- 1. : Parking lot where Laura took an unscheduled tumble
- 2. : Name of Laura's father's mynah bird
- 3. : Fourth in Laura's collision streak
- 4. : What sends Laura bolt upright, screaming
- 6. : Laura's devoted feline shadow
- 8. : Aircraft company where Laura slid on ice and was later laid off
- 10. : The aunt who taught Laura to drink
- 11. : NYC restaurant where Laura fell UP the stairs
- 18. : Laura's wonderful (and patient) husband
