Across
- 2. Customs agent greeting to you on Saturday morning/my song/T-Swift from your New York playlist
- 6. What I said I wish we could do on the flight to Paris
- 8. Us + the Kane's on Eclipse Day
- 9. Everyone's therapist
- 13. Vermont should be beautiful this time of year, with all that ____ x3
- 15. One time Joe said he would give up Christianity for this person
- 16. My newest album just came out today (6/27)
- 18. This place never has what we need but we still go there
- 19. We don't believe in ____ but no man has ever taken care of themselves
- 20. You usually forget to do this (now you remembered, mission accomplished)
- 23. Read all about it
- 24. You are literally flying here, can you belive it
- 27. Who I am when gardening
- 28. A great band name
- 29. I am beloved by middle aged men and love climbing on top of the fridge
Down
- 1. You just got two of these
- 3. I'm really particular about this kale
- 4. Never go to
- 5. Our April/your first Spain trip was foiled by
- 7. We would give up secularism for this person (hint: Wicked)
- 10. Our wifi password/2028 hopeful with questionable policies (probably)
- 11. Hi mom it's ____, I miss you
- 12. We want one of these really badly
- 13. You would pay $50K to go here (I think)
- 14. She has a promising third option
- 17. What we ended up basically doing in Paris
- 21. You would literally murder this person if given the chance with no consequences (rightfully so)
- 22. Who you are when gardening
- 25. Two dykes
- 26. My name has a J in it too (hint: I have a car battery inside of me)