Across
- 2. Dark Lord (to a Hobbit)
- 3. Dark Lord (in space)
- 5. First First Amendment Right
- 7. Contentious vache
- 10. Chicago Airport (North)
- 11. Found in Fetty's Rari
- 13. Dark Lord (to dicey bloodsuckers)
- 18. Roller coaster drummer
- 19. Rose, no guns
- 21. Not a cause for hedgerow alarm
- 22. Cold mountains
- 24. Timmy in the desert
- 27. Scotch flavor
- 29. Dark Lord (to a metalhead)
- 30. Chicago Airport (South)
- 31. Capitoline Juno, Jove and Minerva
- 33. Dark Lord (to teen wizards)
- 34. Claudio's Beast
- 35. "Not a crook"
Down
- 1. In The Dude's tape deck
- 4. Product of Saccharomyces cerevisiae
- 6. Cooler than being cool
- 8. Heel hero
- 9. "I can feel the thunder breaking in your heart"
- 12. Ghost musician
- 14. Knick Killer 2.0
- 15. Dark Lord (to bloodsuckers)
- 16. Contentious cow
- 17. Metal Gear auteur
- 20. Big immortal wolf
- 23. Dark Lord (to a craft beer enthusiast)
- 25. Lupa Capitolina
- 26. Dante's first circle
- 27. Two fingers
- 28. Dark Lord (to a Kokiri boy)
- 32. Knick Killer