Let Me Count The Ways

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Across
  1. 5. One that gets hammered
  2. 8. Papa was a ___ stone
  3. 9. Arthur’s downfall
  4. 11. Holiday that, despite its name, has nothing to do with parts of forks
  5. 14. bovine utterance
  6. 15. The food of love, according to Shakespeare
  7. 19. Fruit of a buzzing insect’s labor
  8. 20. Sport with backhanded compliments
  9. 22. From the wooded hill
  10. 23. Replete with hidden meaning
  11. 25. Softwood
  12. 27. Strict men who are having nun of it
  13. 28. Who is yellen out there?
Down
  1. 1. Bohemian way of travel
  2. 2. Me, to you
  3. 3. How one enters [title]
  4. 4. Creatures famous for losing their mittens
  5. 6. What sharks do to surfers
  6. 7. Means nothing, in tennis
  7. 10. What the Brits might call an argument
  8. 12. Son of Arent, Son of Halan, or a quality
  9. 13. What a nerd might call having a high glucose level
  10. 14. Creeper’s domain
  11. 15. The merry month
  12. 16. Actor Boseman
  13. 17. Buzzing insect + yearning
  14. 18. AC alternative
  15. 21. Cerebral zombie slayer
  16. 24. Companion to near
  17. 26. Buzzing insect + ore origin