Across
- 2. The type of novel Life Sucks is
- 5. The protagonist's first name
- 7. Wes is described as a "psychotic" one
- 8. Boss who turned Dave into a vampire and owns the convenience store
- 9. Dave's best friend and roommate
Down
- 1. Dave is one, but a weak one
- 3. Dave's love interest, a mortal with a fixation on the "dark side"
- 4. STORE Dave's job location
- 6. Dave refuses to feed on these, making him weak
- 7. Wes's preferred activity
