Across
- 1. HONK mi mi mi mi, typical after a 9-5
- 5. A haircut by men, popularized in 2010s by hipster subculture
- 7. ___-fashioned, ___-school
- 9. Soul-sucking, 4-6 year endeavor, research
- 10. Where Tally spends her laundry days, hopefully no longer
- 11. Nymph who longs for Narcissus; also sound
- 12. Prize for being the smartest ever
- 14. Exclamation from Scooby Doo, when something goes wrong
Down
- 2. “Salvete omnes!” Language
- 3. Nummy dessert of BJ’s fame
- 4. White woman’s fragrance paradise (abbreviated)
- 5. “Can you, can you, can you survive ____?”; Tyra Banks’ 2011 YA novel
- 6. Greedy newspaper company that put this game behind a paywall (abbreviated)
- 8. Of Heated Rivalry fame, Canadian animal
- 13. Illness affecting the gut, characterized by constipation or diarrhea