Across
- 3. smites evil
- 4. failed perception check
- 5. The best butler
- 6. proficient in bread
- 12. might cry if spoken to
- 13. Until Death Do Us Part
- 16. pocket dimension bear
- 17. Shiny
- 18. runs off with dark haired men
- 19. severe daddy issues
- 22. single dad
- 25. Titanic scene
- 26. "Sire"
Down
- 1. professional dealbreaker
- 2. won't show their notes
- 3. not a rogue
- 6. performance check
- 7. will burn your kitchen
- 8. Castor's secret twin
- 9. invisible menace
- 10. Oracle
- 11. Mafia dad
- 14. doesn't know where they are
- 15. infinite pocket money glitch
- 20. Ezzy wishes we brought them along
- 21. Den wishes we brought them along
- 23. king of the adoption center
- 24. Racist dad
- 25. Ender