Across
- 3. All-natural, homemade, inorganic substances produced humanely by the underground
- 7. A computer that doesn't crush your lap, but may burn it instead
- 8. A big pond
- 9. A portable light and scary face-maker
Down
- 1. A sledge powered by an engine instead of dogs and hope
- 2. A MORE portable portable computer
- 4. Hole punched pin that's good at bringing threads together
- 5. Large bird that enjoys gliding, crushing the skulls of its prey, and inspiring Americans
- 6. A crystalline substance commonly used in food consumption, preservation, and competitive wrestling rituals