LONDON TRIFECTA

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Across
  1. 3. Next location for group trip
  2. 6. Cost of a pint of this at Simmons should have been 4 pounds, perhaps a pride exception
  3. 7. Fields all types of requests for the measly cost of $12, such as guaranteeing plane WiFi
  4. 10. Name of a 3-legged cat who gave the Jones's bathroom 5 stars on Airbnb, despite some resistance from one host
  5. 11. Classic word when Partie and Cam perceive great prices, regardless of the actual expense
  6. 13. American condiment considered a delicacy in Europe, aside from our Amie waiter's generous portions
  7. 14. Small, casual finger foods from M&S for Hyde Park
  8. 15. End of the Piccadilly line, fun to say
  9. 18. "Go ___" Hint: buzz
  10. 20. Restaurant named after a famous patron and also our queen of 80 Cornwall Gardens
  11. 21. A movie that Partie has watched a baffling 20+ times and doubles as Connor's hometown
  12. 22. Best Indian food in London, particularly if you go before 6 and roll a 6
  13. 23. Widely revered by the group for fantastic chips, especially as a pre-Indian appetizer
  14. 25. Futuristic pet defecation device that Maggie deserves to have
  15. 26. British response when Jones says something peculiar
Down
  1. 1. "Do you know about ____" followed by stating he accepts USD
  2. 2. Women who are bacheloretting and thrilled for a table
  3. 4. Describes Maggie's tenure at the Parisian bar, specializing in this field
  4. 5. Common handheld treat of many strolling around London
  5. 8. South American country in the World Cup game the Joneses strangely stayed up late to watch
  6. 9. 4-letter curse word, commonplace in England but shockingly offensive in the US
  7. 12. Method of transportation employed by Nick and Zaid to visit Atlantic City
  8. 14. A common emotion for Jones, selectively
  9. 16. "Manners are ___" - Cameron Laatsch
  10. 17. Fruit referenced in slang phrase for using the stairs.
  11. 19. A delectable caterpillar
  12. 20. Buy enough of this swag, and you'll find yourself job hunting
  13. 24. Contraption that holds a key and can be concealed in the basement garbage area
  14. 27. Precise number of sneezes permitted before Jones stops saying "bless you"
  15. 28. "Everything happens for a reason, and everything's a ____"