LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE

3. Where you can catch a headline and the Count of Monte Cristo
5. Everybody needs it but no one remembers it
7. His Grand __________ Dictator
9. Known to get excited about raffle tickets and often the victim of bedside stabbing
12. indeed.com/careers/staring-at-RT506
13. Now picture yourself...lighting a ______
15. The only prisoner in Draag with a smartphone, apparently
19. If you speak this, you might have a wildly variable accent
20. What you'd call yourself if you were a citizen of the greatest country ever
23. Hottest new(?) musical act in Draag
25. What might say in favor of executing a CRIMINAL!!!!
26. You think it's ___. You're pretty sure it's ___.
27. Hottest member of The Black Parade
28. Draag’s unofficial archiving team forms a group known as The Ministry Of _______
30. His Grand Immortal Dictator ushered in an era of peace and prosperity. What would you call this stable, rock-like age?
31. Where the Black Parade “supposedly” “died” in a “fire”
32. Our Most Exalted Vocalist

1. Where you might get a bite to eat of some local poultry
2. Prisoner most likely to flip off a MOAT staff member
4. Where you might win a 2009 Baruva Dart
6. He likes to sit in chairs
8. You're probably not coming back from this remote, government sponsored facility
10. Illustrious province Nurse Sylvia hails from
11. Throwback: who remembers this kid's show?
14. Busted broads to the front
16. This diva might not be able to see you, but she sure can hit a note! (And a father figure)
17. What you’d call the Draag National Auxiliary Band if you were short on time
18. Ministry of ________ Reconditioning
21. The most famous twins in Draag
22. Draag’s beautiful capital city
24. Careful! Don't get too close to this explosive diva
29. Totally not fucking evil