Across
- 9. " What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells."
- 14. "All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing. He's amazing."
- 15. "nice work, bone daddy"
- 17. "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them!"
- 19. "King Bob"
- 20. "I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is."
- 21. "Do you guys ever think about dying?"
- 23. "A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night."
Down
- 1. "Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx."
- 2. "Aw, Grandma, not my prison shank!"
- 3. "I've got a jar of dirt!"
- 4. "I'm from Bob's Fish Mart"
- 5. "It's a Mexican drinking worm. It's like a Native American symbol meaning wasted."
- 6. "Steak! Where's my Steak!" (Michael Scott quote)
- 7. "Shitter was full!"
- 8. "Science is not good or bad, _____. But it can be used both ways. That is why you must always be careful."
- 10. "Primrose Everdeen"
- 11. "I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."
- 12. "I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case."
- 13. "C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! _______ _______ don't have plaque!"
- 16. "...I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage."
- 18. "At last! My arm is complete again!"
- 22. "The last melon"
