Across
- 1. The Professor's Classroom
- 4. Alex's Toughest Soccer Opponent
- 5. Where the Men Climbed the Stairway to Heaven
- 7. Stateside Cliff Diving Locale
- 9. This Got Your Boys in Trouble on Two Consecutive Cruises
- 13. Twins' Burial Site you Visited Alone
- 14. The Cold was the Most Dangerous Thing we Encountered Here
- 16. Gaudi's Ghetto - According to tu Hijo
- 18. On Friday Nights, Two of These Became Three
- 22. Where Dave took a Lovely Afternoon Stroll
- 23. A Great Way to Score Points with Mom
- 26. Carnivorous Contest Locale
- 27. European Cliff Diving Locale
- 29. Site of an Ungodly Hangover
- 30. Where the Southern Cross was seen For the First Time
- 31. Your Sons Always Competed Over Whose of These Was Bigger
- 33. It's Known for its Color and Lighting
- 34. Corey Matthew's Girlfriend and a Favorite Restaurant
- 35. Where Dave gave Alex a Ringing Headache
Down
- 2. My Kingdom for a [SatPhone]! Location
- 3. Alex's Palatinate Pawed Choreographers
- 6. Home of the Dawa
- 8. Where Dave Learned He Hates Getting High
- 10. Where Everyone Celebrated Dad's Birthday
- 11. Where Alex Learned He Loves Getting High
- 12. The Most Expensive Free Cocktails Ever Were had Here
- 15. Play About a Snowy Day?
- 17. Dad's Most Generous Loc.
- 19. City Where Dave Made his Worst "Trade" Ever
- 20. 0 / XXV Site
- 21. Activity Before Which Eddie Vedder was Declared Awesome
- 24. Name Containing a Hard G
- 25. Water Neither Freezes nor Melts at This Temperature
- 28. City of the Marathon Match
- 32. The Manner in Which Dad Would Describe Many Recent Vacations; You Might Disagree