Love ya, Daddy

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Across
  1. 4. You are "trying to" do this when offered something healthy and gross!
  2. 6. This is what life is, when something goes wrong
  3. 9. You are (probably) world-famous for making these.
  4. 11. "Whatever you say, _______."
  5. 13. Where can't we take you?
  6. 14. You would say this after hitting a double bogey.
  7. 15. What our favorite courtroom judge tells everyone to do.
  8. 16. These are calling.
Down
  1. 1. This pro golfer is "your boy"
  2. 2. You check into this hotel when something goes wrong
  3. 3. If my name were Jared, Jake, or Jason, this is what you would call me.
  4. 4. You are convinced that adding this will make anything taste better!
  5. 5. We love your ever-present selfie advice :)
  6. 7. You might order this to "mix it up a little"
  7. 8. What we coulda been...
  8. 10. You always remind us not to waste this after foolishness.
  9. 12. What you say you'll do when you don't want to commit to something