Across
- 4. "Poopy to the max, brah"
- 5. Employee cat of the month
- 7. Store that gets stolen from by us
- 8. Looks like fart
- 11. Little kids ask for them
- 12. Beautiful women who come into the store with children
- 13. Warheads favorite (ugly) explosion
- 14. What poor people do to us
- 16. The one with colored hair
Down
- 1. Something we all have
- 2. Korean boys who sing good
- 3. Stanley cup enthusiast
- 6. Newb
- 9. Catches Elian on his phone
- 10. Dangerously Dangerous
- 11. Something that happens at the mall
- 15. Extremely poor