Across
- 3. Have this in the morning... or else!
- 4. It's delish
- 5. Nemesis of 9-Across
- 6. Wood where's the wood where's the wood
- 7. What your face looks like
- 9. Circle constant
- 12. Fat cat
- 13. Your teaching location
- 15. Starts with one, an end there is none
- 16. What was found in Picard's toilet
Down
- 1. What today is
- 2. Annoying marine mammal
- 5. Danny knows it's from Russia
- 6. The best
- 8. Fried chicken place
- 10. Funny comics
- 11. Wife of 2-Down
- 14. Ian and Danny, for example