Across
- 5. magical ghost drums
- 6. raising the bar on fried chicken
- 8. valiant hunter of butterfly shadows
- 12. bunk bed pisser
- 13. looks like rice, tastes like pasta
- 14. the best gift a dad can give
Down
- 1. secret passage from inside to backyard
- 2. #1 best selling beer in the US
- 3. the best or worst spice
- 4. any city with a population under 5k
- 7. the power of god in the strike of a mortal
- 9. Creamy, strained chowder
- 10. freezing desert iguana
- 11. precursor to the modern bow and arrow