Across
- 2. The high-fashion charitable event where Maurice has to coordinate ensembles with the reality TV family.
- 4. The opulent, recently installed fixture on the desk of a major political figure.
- 6. The surprising location where the forgotten passkey was eventually recovered.
- 7. The singing songwriter responsible for maintaining the freshness of Maurice’s chocolate supply.
- 10. The persuasive tactic Maurice intends to use in lieu of actual qualifications.
- 11. "Let’s go get some ice cream and watch _____," a common digital distraction.
- 12. The language education application Maurice uses for his daily learning streak.
- 13. Maurice’s highly offensive, racially charged video game invention.
- 15. The famous song-and-dance man hired as the main entertainment for Maurice’s dinner parties.
- 17. The transparently aggressive game currently being programmed by Maurice.
- 18. The exaggerated duration Maurice reserves for his midday meal.
- 21. The postal worker who drew his own firearm on the gun-toting beaver.
- 22. The organizational software Tony suggests for credentials, which Maurice perpetually skips.
- 26. The demeaning title Maurice embodies before receiving a sharp corrective from his butler, Jeeves.
- 28. The crucial, misplaced item preventing Maurice from accessing his immense digital wealth.
- 30. Maurice’s dismissive retort upon being told he needs to prepare a CV.
- 31. The eccentric character who makes a brief appearance in the landmark Maurice #900.
- 32. The name of the politician's female employee.
- 33. The fleeting, seasonal sandwich that motivated Maurice to build an indoor McDonalds.
- 34. The classic, subcompact automobile Maurice decides to park in his living room.
- 35. The NBA star whose poster adorns the wall in strip #879.
- 38. "People who talk on their phones in public are killing _____...," according to Maurice
- 39. The location-based, monster-catching game that is definitely NOT a clone of a popular app.
- 40. The fabled, colder northern nation often referred to as "The Promised Land".
- 42. Randall P. Girdner's preferred characters from RealFunghi Comics.
Down
- 1. Maurice's staggering net worth after cashing out his cryptocurrency haul.
- 3. The heavily tattooed rap-rock artist who is the latest recruit to the X-Men.
- 5. The unfortunate medical incident a certain politician suffers while using the aforementioned golden fixture.
- 8. The delayed fun of a tech mogul after a call with a politician.
- 9. The famous plumber Maurice was legally barred from using in his video game development plans!
- 14. The ironic, aspirational acronym for Designated Organization Underwriting Charity and Helping Elevate a Better And Greater Society.
- 16. The blockbuster superhero film Maurice intends to redo, with help from Randall P. Girdner.
- 18. Maurice’s lavish real estate acquisition made possible by his new fortune.
- 19. Maurice’s trouser-free homage to the famously temperamental Disney duck.
- 20. A decentralized digital currency inspired by a certain financially savvy beaver.
- 23. The caloric coping mechanism Maurice employs to handle election anxiety.
- 24. The one academic milestone Maurice conspicuously failed to complete in high school.
- 25. The single greatest reason to subscribe to the expensive Sunday Comix newsletter.
- 27. The billionaire's eternal, existential query.
- 29. The fast-food chain where Maurice claims, “...hit that kid…”
- 36. The cursed, wish-granting artifact responsible for a certain figure's success.
- 37. The necessary follow-up action after delivering a blow to a bigot.
- 41. The Korean musical artist and member of Maurice’s ever-growing entourage.