Across
- 2. Pop star most likely to be nude and smoking weed right now
- 5. Hip-Hop impresario and relentless Ciroc spokesman
- 6. Cash-strapped baseball team that’s always in the toilet
- 9. Not quite pants, not quite shorts, but they show all of that beautiful ankle.
- 11. Wu Tang member who liked it raw
- 12. People’s sexiest woman alive who kind of looks like a giant baby
- 13. What you do to your friend with the all-raw diet
- 14. Colts Quarterback with finest neckbeard in all the land.
- 16. Roots Drummer and Way Cooler Than You
- 18. You wouldn’t like this Hulk actor when he gets mad
- 20. Patriots star whose gyrating touchdown dances commands female viewership
Down
- 1. Maxim contributor/boxer/cartoon character who would beat his opponents and eat their children
- 3. He’s Off The ‘Roids And Ready To Strike Out In Pressure Situations
- 4. Sorry fellas, but this hat will never be cool
- 6. Comedian who pit on a leather suit and got RAW
- 7. Shake It Off Singer, pop nymph
- 8. You were just cutting this vegetable and that’s why you’re crying, not the end of Shrek.
- 10. Butter in coffee trend that’s tearing apart colons everywhere
- 15. Italian car company, Rick Ross approved
- 17. First name of Bulls Forward/ManBun icon
- 19. North Dakota city where, according to pop culture, there’s only murder and casseroles