Across
- 4. Bad seats to watch an opera*
- 6. black heretic
- 7. Player who hit most doubles in mariners history
- 9. C2F6NO4S2−
- 10. dem bums from hollywood
- 11. mean*
- 12. location of a great first date
- 15. "It's all good, man" as a name
- 17. Common garden insect*
- 18. his name is actually alex
Down
- 1. cool. cool, cool, cool
- 2. the golden state
- 3. baseball player in the pacific northwest
- 5. "Take Me to Church" singer
- 7. It might be out today
- 8. Rock's longest, strangest trip
- 11. The sun summoner
- 13. borough in Berlin*
- 14. the evergreen state
- 16. Words exchanged between the people hidden in the starred clues