Across
- 3. Stabs patients but they still have to come back every flu season!
- 4. Often confused for sick call. The place you report to for an injury well after 2 weeks.
- 5. They keep telling me to do particular exercises and stretches. I don't do them and my joints still hurt!
- 9. The few, the proud, the branch who avoid medical at all costs!
- 10. The department you go to make your brain right! You'll probably need a few appointments then.
- 11. The home of records! Still looking for your medical record that’s been in storage since you moved.
- 12. "Have you completed your online portion?" - Them, every 5 seconds.
- 15. Home of all our supplies and orders! As long as it's in the budget which was spent months ago…
- 17. The place where civilians, mainly PFPA, go to get seen but refuse to cooperate!
- 19. Where you go to assess a break! They say it's safe but they run so fast after pressing the button…
- 20. Strong! The oldest branch of the military and they love reminding you about back in the day!
- 21. Always asking you the most open-ended questions with 14 tools in your mouth…
- 22. The place you report to after your spouse gets tired of repeating themselves every sentence!
Down
- 1. Out of the clinic but still in our hearts! As long as they are able to refill our medications…
- 2. Home of the triad! I am afraid to go over there so I don't have a joke for them. Please don't fire me!
- 6. Corrals all the generals and saves us from dealing with their assistants!
- 7. Your wellness support center! They give you the information and you choose which to ignore!
- 8. The bloody department that takes part of you and doesn't give it back! Hopefully…
- 11. Finally get to visit with your PCM to talk about all my problems! What do you mean chief complaint?
- 13. Fly! Fight! Win another trip to Andrews because their processes are complicated
- 14. World's finest branch! Especially when it comes to no showing for appointments!
- 16. Always above! The newest branch that is always surprised when it doesn't specify them specifically
- 17. This department loves showing you 2 of the same picture and asking which looks better!
- 18. Always ready! This elusive branch is so small that they are often competely forgotten… whoops!