Medical Readiness Week Crossword!

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Across
  1. 3. Stabs patients but they still have to come back every flu season!
  2. 4. Often confused for sick call. The place you report to for an injury well after 2 weeks.
  3. 5. They keep telling me to do particular exercises and stretches. I don't do them and my joints still hurt!
  4. 9. The few, the proud, the branch who avoid medical at all costs!
  5. 10. The department you go to make your brain right! You'll probably need a few appointments then.
  6. 11. The home of records! Still looking for your medical record that’s been in storage since you moved.
  7. 12. "Have you completed your online portion?" - Them, every 5 seconds.
  8. 15. Home of all our supplies and orders! As long as it's in the budget which was spent months ago…
  9. 17. The place where civilians, mainly PFPA, go to get seen but refuse to cooperate!
  10. 19. Where you go to assess a break! They say it's safe but they run so fast after pressing the button…
  11. 20. Strong! The oldest branch of the military and they love reminding you about back in the day!
  12. 21. Always asking you the most open-ended questions with 14 tools in your mouth…
  13. 22. The place you report to after your spouse gets tired of repeating themselves every sentence!
Down
  1. 1. Out of the clinic but still in our hearts! As long as they are able to refill our medications…
  2. 2. Home of the triad! I am afraid to go over there so I don't have a joke for them. Please don't fire me!
  3. 6. Corrals all the generals and saves us from dealing with their assistants!
  4. 7. Your wellness support center! They give you the information and you choose which to ignore!
  5. 8. The bloody department that takes part of you and doesn't give it back! Hopefully…
  6. 11. Finally get to visit with your PCM to talk about all my problems! What do you mean chief complaint?
  7. 13. Fly! Fight! Win another trip to Andrews because their processes are complicated
  8. 14. World's finest branch! Especially when it comes to no showing for appointments!
  9. 16. Always above! The newest branch that is always surprised when it doesn't specify them specifically
  10. 17. This department loves showing you 2 of the same picture and asking which looks better!
  11. 18. Always ready! This elusive branch is so small that they are often competely forgotten… whoops!