Across
- 5. most likely to have some gawd-elp-us trap music as her ringtone
- 6. shares a name with the Francesco Renga song which won San Remo
- 8. most likely to be followed around by someone singing 'come on eileen'
- 11. most likely to be seen online sipping earl grey and scoffing shortbread
- 12. she'll drink you under the table on ouzo
- 13. cockney chancer & Netflix connoisseur
- 15. he traded in his goatee for a suit and a song
- 17. she has a passion for 90s Britpop
- 18. her nickname rhymes with badger
- 19. most likely to be mistaken for Grace from a distance
Down
- 1. most likely to call you pet
- 2. most likely to be mistaken for Paul from a distance
- 3. he shares his name with duck but he ain't daffy
- 4. his name is an anagram of polar surgeon
- 7. most likely to tell you do your registers
- 8. most likely to be wearing a floppy hat and enquiring about your crack
- 9. most likely to twerk you to death
- 10. he loves taking your temperature
- 13. she ain't cheap but she's a dollar girl
- 14. his name rhymes with benny
- 16. most likely to be drinking posh gin and taking photos of Capo Caccia
