Across
- 3. The blueberry
- 4. The one board
- 7. The Italian Dynamo
- 10. The fake hoe
- 11. The Italian Dynamo's cousin
- 14. The Gandhi
- 15. The real hoe
- 16. The raging jackass
- 18. The real gay one
Down
- 1. The JV gangster wannabe
- 2. The "innocent" one
- 5. The lefty
- 6. The footballer
- 8. The farmer
- 9. The one with the fake hoe
- 12. The farmer's brother
- 13. The trailer trash
- 17. The forgotten one
