Across
- 5. Where God is purple
- 6. A romantic flower, or flamboyant beverage
- 9. The best way to eat Thanksgiving turkey
- 10. "Mongui" to others
- 14. "Amarillo by Morning" Artist
- 15. Dad's foreign car make
- 16. OCD Homicide Detective
- 17. Dumped more than 17 inches of snow on Washington, D.C. in 2010
- 18. Best Christmas Movie - "Joy to the World"
- 19. Aka "Bunny Rabbit"
- 20. The name of Mom and Dad's first dog
- 21. Dad's alma mater
- 22. The last name of Ryan's arch-nemesis 8th grade teacher
Down
- 1. Short for Visitation
- 2. Xmas eve for the Cubanos
- 3. Emeril's Tagline
- 4. Where Mom and Dad went for their honeymoon
- 7. DC half marathon that Dad ran twice
- 8. At a bar, or Caulfield household: "Final chance for drinks"
- 11. Named after a chocolate dessert, but do not eat the ears
- 12. Game Show that Dad was on
- 13. Aka "Monkey"
- 14. Spanish for little fat boy, or Ryan
- 16. Where we go to church
- 19. The wildest dog