Merry Christmas Dad

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Across
  1. 4. Mom's MTV moment: karma ____
  2. 5. I got all the ____ (Little Maggie)
  3. 6. Heir to the O'Henry Candy Bar fortune
  4. 7. Designed and patented the first power loom
  5. 9. Selling corn next year
  6. 13. The eighth president of the United States (hint: this is a Seinfeld reference)
  7. 16. Come here to buy $19,000 bracelets
  8. 18. Football player on every hair transplant billboard
  9. 20. Dad does this mathematical approximation of infinite polynomials to fall asleep
  10. 21. This wine is not ____ (little Maggie)
  11. 24. This drier needs an ____
  12. 25. Species of tree that used to be in our alley: Quercus ____
  13. 27. ____ New Year! (Trading Places)
  14. 29. This little thing is ____ (Little Annie)
  15. 30. The actress who plays Daphne on Frasier plays Jerry's girlfriend named
  16. 31. Don't eat all the chocolate chip cookies, use __!
  17. 33. Home country of Richmond's goalie (Ted Lasso)
  18. 35. I invented the cotton gin
  19. 36. It's better to use a machine to sharpen this than to do so by hand
  20. 37. A hug, to little Annie
Down
  1. 1. Stochastic model describing the probability of an event depending on the previous state
  2. 2. "Elaine, I just can't date someone who didn't love ___"
  3. 3. I'll ____ you in the face
  4. 8. "A festivus for the ___"
  5. 10. When you pretend to hand off pink baby to a runningback but really throw her
  6. 11. The pizza restaurant in Wilmette where Dad took his children reminds one of them of the name of this former Cowboys player
  7. 12. I ____ him! I ____ him!
  8. 14. His favorite words are grrr and f#*k
  9. 15. Best running back in the NFL
  10. 17. You smell like ____ and cheese
  11. 19. 1-2-3-4 ____ step (swing dancing)
  12. 22. R command to determine the proportion of a normal distribution before a given value
  13. 23. The error bound formula of a Maclaurin series is named after this guy
  14. 26. The coefficent of ___ can be squared to determine the percentage of variability in y for a given x
  15. 27. This man might be playing poker on a train in a movie that is named after what a bee does
  16. 28. And ____ me out
  17. 32. In this building, a student test was invented
  18. 34. The story does not hinge on that ____