Across
- 4. "You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa."
- 6. "You'll shoot your eye out!"
- 9. "Suck brick, kid."
- 10. "One thing about trains. It doesn't matter where they're going, what matters is deciding to get on."
- 11. "Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find."
- 12. "Grace?! She died 3 years ago!"
Down
- 1. "Even a miracle needs a hand."
- 2. "I'm still asleep! It wasn't a peek."
- 3. "You're a real bad banana..."
- 5. "Look what you did, you little jerk!"
- 7. "He's mean, he's nasty, and he hates everything to do with Christmas!"
- 8. "I'm sure my mother won't mind, as long as I'm home for supper."