Across
- 2. Things kept under wraps?
- 7. 24/7 underpaid factory worker
- 8. If it's not from here it's just sparkling wine
- 10. 1983 American road trip comedy
- 12. Kind of card
- 16. Countdown follower
- 18. Nick name?
- 19. Pinkophile CMMer
- 20. Nigerian-American professional mixed martial artist
- 22. CMMer who loves indoor rock climbing
- 23. Big name in bath tissue
- 25. "M", to Einstein
- 27. Vegetarian CMMer who loves to hike
- 29. Allen or Martin
- 32. Swedish for "second"
- 33. Hall-decking boughs
- 34. Our Big Brother
- 35. Jobs creation
Down
- 1. Gift from a clueless aunt (really, you shouldn't have)
- 3. Actress Hayworth
- 4. Twice-baked bread
- 5. 9 actors played this character in popular 2023 movie
- 6. Williams of "Ugly Betty"
- 9. Magazine filler
- 11. Pic taker
- 12. Life-and-death
- 13. Singer of 1997 hit "Angel"
- 14. Christmas parasite
- 15. Ephemeral sculpture
- 17. It comes before Christmas
- 21. President of Panem
- 24. The Creator
- 26. Apple misfits
- 28. Christmas flight vehicle
- 29. A bad client or boss, perhaps
- 30. Double expatriate CMMer
- 31. Christmas, for example