Merry Diddlemas

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Across
  1. 2. Overrated Christmas cookies
  2. 6. German tree ornament
  3. 8. Joking holiday greeting including a car brand
  4. 11. Big hard wood
  5. 12. Best Xmas side dish
  6. 16. Some people like to swallow, some won’t let it near their mouth
  7. 18. Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and…
Down
  1. 1. Every Elf’s favorite kind of music
  2. 3. … ya filthy animal
  3. 4. A hole ready to be slid into no foreplay necessary
  4. 5. Found in New York, don’t put in your mouth
  5. 7. Suck it, to a point
  6. 9. Bearded home invasion specialist
  7. 10. “Son of a ______ “ -Buddy the Elf
  8. 13. Hoes never get…
  9. 14. Hung and filled repeatedly
  10. 15. To invite Santa to your party you would request his…
  11. 17. I knew it was Christmas when the “O” in PornHub became a