Across
- 2. Something You Hang From Your Tree (Holiday)
- 5. RVR + This Person... On Power
- 7. Local Delivery Service (JV)
- 9. Discord Mediator
- 10. The One Giga-Chad Left from Sleepy's Days
- 14. 1 Star Review
- 18. Also a Woman's Name; Corp.
- 20. Murr from Impractical Jokers
- 21. Sleep Number's Worst Enemy
- 22. Free Tempur-Pedic
- 25. "It's Because I Switched to Mouse & Key's"
- 26. Duck
Down
- 1. Hellcase
- 3. Rancid
- 4. "I Feel Like No One Even Looks At The Stuff I Send"
- 6. "Any Questions?"
- 8. One-Legger
- 11. Todd 2.0
- 12. Devil Emoji Email
- 13. Jake's new Mentor
- 15. Thursday's :'(
- 16. Cash Deals
- 17. Leather Jacket
- 19. Alpaca
- 23. Store Move Officiator
- 24. 1.0