Across
- 3. - Video call format where you stare critically at your own face.
- 5. - What your thoughts do at 2 AM over a minor text message.
- 6. - Mental track playing the same embarrassing memory on repeat.
- 7. - Delaying reality for nine minutes at a time.
- 9. - Status icon showing you are successfully hiding from people.
- 10. - Leaving a social gathering five minutes after arriving.
- 11. - Quick descent from a minor worry into total doomsday planning.
- 12. - Crawling under heavy covers until the world goes away.
Down
- 1. - Phone mode that saves you from unwanted communication.
- 2. - Vanishing from a text conversation because typing is hard.
- 4. - The preferred status of your microphone during meetings.
- 8. - Blissful digital state where nobody can ping you.
- 10. - Quick digital defense against spam and bad vibes.
- 11. - Hitting the button to avoid responsibilities and songs.