Millennials at the Bar A Nostalgic Crossword for People with Student Loans and Lower Back Pain

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Across
  1. 3. Where “hey” could become a four-hour relationship
  2. 4. A tiny digital invoice capable of ending a friendship
  3. 9. A hairstyle Gen Z later submitted as evidence against us
  4. 10. The announcement universally interpreted as “make one more bad decision”
  5. 12. Your publicly ranked friendships, because MySpace believed in choosing violence
  6. 13. The morning-after fear that you said something unforgivable, like “Let’s start a podcast”
  7. 14. A cocktail ordered when your main preference is “cheap”
  8. 17. A place where the floor is sticky but the drinks are emotionally affordable
  9. 18. The weekly discovery that your smartest friend only knows sitcoms
Down
  1. 1. The brief period when adulthood appears financially sustainable
  2. 2. A cryptic song lyric posted for exactly one person
  3. 5. Your first dependent, frequently neglected during math class
  4. 6. A financial mystery everyone remembers differently
  5. 7. The hardest question of the entire trivia night
  6. 8. The internet connection defeated by your mom answering the phone
  7. 11. Denim removed with the determination of an emergency responder
  8. 12. Texting technology that made every sentence feel like a puzzle
  9. 15. It gave you one song, three viruses, and a file definitely named wrong
  10. 16. The phone you could hang up dramatically without shattering a thousand dollars
  11. 18. A playlist made with love, piracy, and a permanent marker