Across
- 2. Twin sister (?) of Phinx
- 3. Objectively the best subject one can study whilst in college
- 9. Dinner for [1 across] on most Friday nights
- 12. The greatest Mormon propaganda movie franchise currently in existence
- 13. A larger version of Squidward's woodwind of choice
- 14. Last year's birthday puzzle (which will unfortunately never be topped)
- 15. Jeremy's surname before he met Allison
- 17. The city where Oregon's most unexpectedly successful college football team currently resides
- 18. The best kind of family vacation there is!
- 20. Allison's surname before she met Jeremy
- 21. The number of years [1 across] has spent on this planet as of today
- 22. [1 across]'s favorite activity to lead on summer staff
Down
- 1. Name that's almost a pallindrome
- 4. The town whose church has a disproportionately high number of marimba players
- 5. Today's date, to [1 across]
- 6. Marty Sears' most brilliant creation to date
- 7. The best device on which to read library books
- 8. A small town near Monmouth, not to be confused with the city in Texas
- 10. Mark's other half, at least when they're at work
- 11. [1 across]'s favorite flower, were it not for the seasonal allergies
- 16. A subject best taught by Elaine
- 19. [1 across]'s primary place of residence during the summer of 2025
