Across
- 7. Gay Wizard
- 8. Burger time
- 10. Tiny Haircutter
- 11. Smart Pig, or a Good Hooper
- 13. Newest Jones
- 14. Where you Would Find a Dozen Classic Cars
- 15. Celebration Sign
- 17. Raccoon in Another Life
- 18. First Uber From Here
- 21. I've Got Some Cabin Fever
- 22. Finest of Fish
- 24. Goober, on the track
- 26. Synthy Fruit Group
- 28. Volleyball Coach, Last Name
- 30. Tall and Bitter, on opposite day
Down
- 1. The Greatest Politician
- 2. Town of Mystery, and Cherry Pie
- 3. Musical Religious Figure
- 4. Baby Boy on the Gridiron
- 5. The Best Mustache
- 6. The Fifth Husband
- 7. Should Have More of Him in All Movies
- 9. house of jeff
- 12. White Boy, but Canadian
- 16. First date, or your elemantary nickname
- 19. Lesbian Blood Suckers
- 20. Witches Nest
- 23. Bagels and Beats
- 25. Flamboyant Card Thrower
- 27. Nickname for a cloud
- 29. The White Wolf