Going Postal, Vol I

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Across
  1. 1. Gabby's whip, zoinks!
  2. 5. "If it ain't rural, it ain't cool": __ route
  3. 6. RED ALERT!
  4. 10. Sabrina, e.g.
  5. 13. It's not first-class, but it's not UBBM, mail type
  6. 15. Numbers to review on your paystub
  7. 17. "Mail" like an Egyptian
  8. 18. stamp price increase, 2026
  9. 19. Caught in a limbo between RCA and Regular
  10. 23. Most grievances award recipient
  11. 24. Hole-in-the-wall, I mean, ceiling, perpetrator
  12. 26. NC on-time performance, analysis
  13. 31. It's a big day!
  14. 32. Shortest route, by mileage
  15. 37. "Four hours of work, eight hours of pay" time classification
  16. 39. Delivery do-er; your perspective
  17. 40. Temp. paused due to crisis
  18. 41. Slotted mail
  19. 43. Owner of USPS, satirically (Not Epstein)
  20. 45. "Powerhouse of the cell"
  21. 47. "New home, new me" service (1 year term)
  22. 49. "My Little Pony" mailman (just look it up)
  23. 51. One dollar (plus tax) payment type
  24. 52. Second strike
  25. 53. Postal lawsuit
  26. 54. Package warning label text
  27. 57. No stamp?
  28. 59. Mocksville's current Postmaster
  29. 61. Chinese junk mail company
  30. 62. One-a-day, but not vitamin
  31. 63. "The Postal Service" song
  32. 65. Endorsement for the mystery man
Down
  1. 2. RRECS function used post two
  2. 3. "Revaluation"
  3. 4. $0.65 stamp type
  4. 7. "First out, last in" carrier
  5. 8. There's two of them?, first name
  6. 9. Route whose carrier earned the "sick-leave" award
  7. 11. Every door direct mail, unaddressed
  8. 12. Authorised ___
  9. 14. RETURN2DU Duties, acronym
  10. 16. Jean's neighbour?
  11. 20. Little loser vehicle!, acronym
  12. 21. Route 5, allegedly
  13. 22. He's here but he's not, carrier... quack
  14. 24. Six after?
  15. 25. City carrier delivering rural mail?
  16. 27. Monopoly courier... they own us!
  17. 28. Penalty-time pay rate
  18. 29. Davie, but not Mocksville
  19. 30. "Is that a grievance?" attributor
  20. 33. "Please clean up after yourself before leaving the ___", notice
  21. 34. Sea-cow stamp, 2026
  22. 35. U.S. Mail is not ___
  23. 36. After-hours endorsements, Before-Christ analogous
  24. 38. Mocksville's local print record
  25. 42. First Postmaster General
  26. 44. Upper-right dweller
  27. 46. Everyone's (least) favourite season!
  28. 48. "Delivering for America" initiator
  29. 50. Postal maracas, doctor's order
  30. 55. Isaac's start month
  31. 56. DPS Tray, 50% off!
  32. 58. They keep your job, even if you don't want it
  33. 60. Route four's 801
  34. 61. Pseudo-super., without the bees
  35. 64. Junk mail