Across
- 4. The free, unpaid chauffeur service I run every day.
- 6. My reaction when my kid asks me for the 100th snack of the day.
- 7. My personal therapy session, also known as my happy place.
- 8. My response to unsolicited parenting advice from strangers.
- 10. What I hear when my child explains why they don’t want to go to bed.
- 11. The soundtrack of motherhood, usually occurring when I need a break.
- 13. What my house looks like 5 minutes after cleaning.
- 16. My response when there’s no more coffee or wine in the house.
- 18. What my child claims to need right after I clean the kitchen.
- 20. The ultimate mom hairstyle, perfected through exhaustion.
- 22. What happens when I say "no" to anything, ever.
- 23. Small objects designed to destroy bare feet.
- 25. My automatic answer to any request after 8 PM.
- 28. My escape when I need five minutes of peace and quiet.
- 29. The daily mystery in every household with kids.
- 33. The drug that fuels every mom's survival.
- 34. What my kids ask for right after their meal.
- 35. The never-ending mountain that never folds itself.
- 37. The best time of day after surviving the chaos.
- 38. What I give when my kid has a tantrum in public.
Down
- 1. The weekly escape that somehow turns into a marathon.
- 2. The only thing I look forward to more than wine.
- 3. The mysterious substance on everything my child touches.
- 5. The skill of doing everything at once while accomplishing nothing.
- 6. My favorite accessory for handling the evening's chaos.
- 9. What happens when I try a Pinterest recipe for the first time.
- 10. The parenting tool I swore I'd never use but rely on daily.
- 12. What my toddler screams when I ask them to clean up their toys.
- 14. The permanent state of exhaustion I’ve lived in since becoming a mom.
- 15. The mental fog that makes me forget everything, including why I walked into the room.
- 17. My attempt at being a "Pinterest mom" that ends in disaster.
- 19. The only thing keeping me from losing my sanity every morning.
- 21. What I get after dealing with "one more" bedtime story.
- 24. The only reliable parenting advice I can count on.
- 26. My reward after the kids finally go to bed.
- 27. The look I rock daily while trying to "keep it together."
- 30. The only way I can enjoy chocolate in peace.
- 31. What my life is without coffee.
- 32. The dangerous state my kids reach when they haven’t eaten in 30 minutes.
- 36. The question I ask when something goes wrong, again.
