Mom's Crossword

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Across
  1. 4. george utterance (2 words)
  2. 7. thomas, do you want cheese or _____?
  3. 8. toddler's warning (2 words)
  4. 11. dirty old diner
  5. 12. 22 fermanagh soundscape (2 words)
  6. 13. retail shangrila
  7. 17. you don't know ______ (john catch-phrase, 2 words)
  8. 20. "it's offensive to women!" (2 words)
  9. 21. I ____ wed
  10. 22. dave's culinary masterpiece
  11. 24. faster than marsha
  12. 25. old fermanagh chatterbox
  13. 26. hometown gridders
Down
  1. 1. esteemed ballclub
  2. 2. vintage family viewing
  3. 3. your humble origins
  4. 5. ice cream go-to of yore
  5. 6. your health beverage
  6. 9. grandpa nickname (3 words)
  7. 10. 22's favorite gameshow
  8. 14. Your "sharpe" crush (2 words)
  9. 15. 2021 ex-president
  10. 16. half-assed cousin
  11. 18. cutting ________
  12. 19. george's second toilet
  13. 23. commander's throne