Across
- 3. Dirtbag
- 4. Terror dog of youth
- 7. Emperor of deceases bovine
- 8. Golden Guru
- 11. Most likely to fix the car while watching football
- 13. Number 4
- 15. Crossword genius
- 16. Mother of 6
Down
- 1. Kin of a mobster... or not
- 2. Most embarrassing parent
- 5. First pick on any team
- 6. Golf Champ
- 9. Would be North Pole dweller
- 10. Teenage runaway
- 12. Dodden
- 14. A born negotiator