Across
- 5. Drink option on our coffee machine that doesn't have a button on the till
- 9. She's definitely not jealous, promise
- 12. Illegally hunted bald person (7,3)
- 13. Best friend of the Polish boys
- 14. If a gothy accessories shop went online
- 15. Vampire hustlers can't get this one (6,5)
- 16. Sugar without digits
- 17. Boy from Johannesburg
- 19. Essential for midget surfers
Down
- 1. Responsible for majority of injuries in the cafe
- 2. Product which inspired a 1999 Japanese video game
- 3. Cosmic currency
- 4. How Debbie deals with fishy customers
- 6. Old internet phone for dancing badgers
- 7. Less famous than Natasha's, concerned mainly with cabbage
- 8. Cheese, obeying the rules of darts
- 10. Gromit!
- 11. How do you solve a problem like this?
- 15. Where Morrisons Cafe's can serve alcohol
- 18. Small breakage for motorbike cops