Across
- 2. Actor fired after doing something "Criminal" on set
- 3. Former winger that shares his name with a rodent from center PA
- 9. Goon who broke in through the kitchen window one night
- 11. Tallest educational building in the western hemisphere
- 14. worst hair in news
- 15. Type of pasta in a favorite TJ dish
- 16. E.g., "you know you can see a reflection of the earth on the moon"
- 18. Avenue that stretches from Highland Park to Squirrel Hill
- 19. where the almonds are burnt just right
- 20. Plentiful plant at Lydia's (thanks to your propagating)
- 25. Apropos nickname during these times of a global pandemic
- 27. Pittsburgh Penguin who wore the number 66
- 31. What Tom forgets every time he comes home
- 32. What animal says "Hello!" and pops out of Cosmo's electronic toy?
- 33. great addition to any glass of chardonnay
- 35. Primetime MSNBC host with the fewest vowels in their full name
- 38. Holiday necessity and shoe-wearing mascot
- 40. All us Chmill kids illegally participated in this yearly activity with you at Kerr Elementary
- 42. The saint next door
- 43. Romantic and rotund fictional couple
- 45. Parsons character from the Big Bang Theory
- 46. Before and after: We hope this "plague" on the Chmill property was not the one described in the book of Genesis
- 48. "Chances Are" you're a fan of this guy
- 49. Years since Lydia became a vegetarian (not including drunken pepperoni pizza that, by the way, hasn't been consumed for YEARS!)
Down
- 1. Reason for the best and worst days of the year
- 4. Cheated out of candidacy by Clinton (in 2016)
- 5. Newly discovered one pot pasta recipe from this famous felon
- 6. Neil's moms first name
- 7. New addition to Highland Terrace as a result of the Route 28 construction
- 8. Reason Tom doesn't know his state capitals west of the Mississippi
- 10. Total number of underages for ALL Chmill children
- 12. Go-to chocolate and/or soap
- 13. Vulgar and risque "first name" of a former Steelers' running back
- 17. Hometown of 1974 Orange Bowl Losers
- 21. Little dude born on a holiday for love
- 22. Heavenly and alliterative little league champions
- 23. Your favorite son
- 24. Meteorologist with a Member
- 26. Cosmo's legs-out sitting position mimics that of what dog breed (see February 2020 Cosmo Calendar pic)
- 28. Acronym for Tom's first Lacrosse league
- 29. A vice no longer welcome on Highland Terrace
- 30. Native American leader who's memorialized in bronze with George Washington atop Mt. Washington
- 33. Alliterative orthodontist practice off Freeport Road
- 34. Great way for a yinzer to start the day
- 36. Herbal beverage best for when its getting late
- 37. Tom's most consumed candy
- 39. Aspinwall pizza shop
- 41. Fun name to shout during the Penguins' Stanley Cup runs
- 44. Where Tom popped the question
- 47. Backyard vernal harbinger
