Across
- 2. Dad's reading room, Mom's conference room
- 4. Where it all used to happen
- 5. Suck it up, buttercup!
- 7. Southern maternal moniker
- 9. Curiously named Pennsylvania town
- 11. Benedict, poached or fertilized
- 12. Rhymes with Myrtle
- 14. Worth the work
Down
- 1. Baby makes 3
- 3. It's what's for dinner
- 6. A whale of a good time swimmer
- 8. Picked or purchased, the gift that dies fast
- 10. Double the trouble
- 13. A nice word for the road to childbirth, work