Movie Quotes -2000s

1. "I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal."
3. "You sit on a throne of lies."
6. "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!"
9. "Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweatlodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?"
10. "This is my gift, it is my curse."
12. "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."
14. "I'm always angry."
16. "OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas."
18. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
19. "Are you not entertained?"
20. "Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something."

2. "My journey took me some what further down the rabbit hole than I intended and though I dirtied my fluffy white tail I have emerged, enlightened."
4. "I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude!"
5. "There is no spoon."
7. "I want to play a game."
8. "You have no idea what I'm capable of."
11. "The name's Bond... James Bond."
13. "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"
15. "Just keep swimming."
17. "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"